Sardar:Aj mere parosiaan da bacha

Sardar:Aj mere parosiaan da bacha gum ho gia.

Main mashwara ditta te menu bohat kutt pai.

Friend:Tu ki mashwara deta c?

Sardar: Main kiya Google te search kar lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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