Boy: darling, tumhara naam

Boy: darling, tumhara naam apny haath py likhun ya dil py ??
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Girl: idhar udhar kio likhty ho..!!

ager sacha pyar karty ho to apni property k papers py likh do =

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views
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