Santa fouj me bharti hua.

santa fouj me bharti hua....

2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....

santa ki topi per goli lagi....

santa ne hathyaar phenk diye

aur chup kar bola .. " Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hota hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 963 views
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