Car ki Battery

Pathan car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

Mechanic: Sahab! Exide ki daal doon?

Pathan: Nahi yaar, dona side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views
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