Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us
ka chekup kiya aur bola
Munna: Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient: Meray pass kitna time hai.
Munna: Dus (10)
Patient: Kya Dus.... Minute..... Ghantay..........
Din......?
Munna: No (9), Aath (8), Saat (7),......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 830 views

A pathan was dancing in his home

A pathan was dancing in his home.
His wife asked that why is he dancing?

He said that I have taken the syrup (liquid medicine), but forget to shake it….
Now I’m shaking it

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Interviewer to MillionairE

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Profit n loss

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui

2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui..

1st Pathan:
Agar Tu Ny Apny Baap Ka
Doodh Piya hai To Mujhy
Maar Ker Dikha..

2nd Pathan: Oye Khochaa,
Baap ka Doodh Nahi Hota Hai..

1st Pathan: Hota Hai..
Hum Ny Kal Dukan Per Ja Ker
Milk Pak Ka Dabba Uthaya To
Dukandaar Ny Kaha,
"Wapas Rakh, Tere Baap Ka Doodh Hai.??" ;-p :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola

Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola: “Kisi ka paon saff se
agay
nhi hona chahiey.
Peechay kharay aik punjabi ne kaha: “Q “no ball” ho
jaye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)