Mobile pe snake wala.
Pathan DR apne kaha tha k subha uth k
koi game kehlne se sehat achi rhti hai
Pr mughe koi farq nhi para.
Doctor:Konsa game khelte the???
Pathan:Mobile pe snake wala...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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