Ek baar ek pagal bidi bina jali bidi pee raha tha

Dusra Pagal : Yaar bidi se koi dhuan nhi nikal raha hai?

Pagal : Kar di na phir paglon wali baat, Yeh “CNG” bidi hai...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 817 views

Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala

Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala to ek mehmaan ney apney paas bethey dosrey mehmaan sey kaha, “ganey wali ki awaz kitni wahiyaat hey, kis tarah ganey bajaney key bahaney kanon key pardey phaar rahee hey. Yeh mohtarma hein kon?”

Doosra mehmaan bola: Meri biwi hey

Pehley ney foran baat palti or bola: Asal mein qasoor ganey wali ka nahi, gana hi itna bakwaas hey. Pata nahi kis fazool shakhs ney likha hey.

Doosra mehmaan: Mein ney likha hey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 thief’s were busy in a robbery

2 thief’s were busy in a robbery….Suddenly police
came out of building !! 1st thief : Oh !
The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief :
Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tumhara Dost Kese Mara

Police : Tumhara Dost Kese Mara

Sardar :
Pata Nahi Wo Bola Mere Pet
Me Chuhe Kud Rahe He
To Mene Usko Chuhe Marne Ki Dawa Khila Di

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me School nahi jaunga

Son:Me School nahi jaunga
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sir Provide Me Your Pan Card No

Man At Petrol Pump: “Full The Tank Of The Car”

Attendant: “Sir, Please Provide Me

Your Pan Card No.”
Man: “What, Why?”

Attendant: “Sir, Its A High Value Transaction“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)