Ravana Went To Disco
One day Ravana went to a disco.
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya.
kyun???????? ????????? ??
kyun???????? ??????
bcoz it was written on the gate that entry fee Rs.1500 per head
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 738 views
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