Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty
Sardar Writing His Diary :
My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl.
So,I Dont Know
Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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