Sweet Sms – You r Under Arrest
Hands Up! . U R Undr Arrest.
Q k jtne pyare ap ho. Itna pyara hona Qanonan jurm hai.
Is lye apko “Dil” me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai;-) . . .
pta nai esa msg log muje hi Q send krte hai esi kya bt hai mujh me.
I am so sweet hana . :-*-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 783 views
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