I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 783 views

Hotel ka manager

Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police Inspecter
Se Pocha
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chala K Hum Ne Bartan Dhone
Wale Badal Dia Ha ?
Police Fingure Print...=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki keh mein gosht ka yeh parcha mosalsal 40 minute say katnay ki koshish kar raha hon magar nakam hon.

Aap pareshan mat hon! Behray nay itminan say jawab di restaurant aik bajay tak khula rahe ga.

Yar pareshan kiun ho? Hostel mein rehnay walay aik larkay nay doosray say poocha.
Woh bola kia bataon yar! Ghar khat likha tha keh table lamp khareedna hai paisay bhej dein lekin inhon nay table lamp hi bhej dia hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Silent Film

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?


Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Records tor diye hain.

Teacher:tumare bete ne sachool me fail hone k record tor diye hain.
Baap:kamena ghar me bartan torta hai aur ghar me records.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1shaikh kangal ho gya

1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik
Main apny susral chala jata hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)