Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?

Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views

Table per ink kis ne girai hia

Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge??

Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Memon Had An Accident

A Memon Had An Accident In His New BMW When Cops Arrived, Memon Cried ..."Officer My Brand New Car ! ! " Cops Says: "Your Materialistic Nature Makes Me Sick And You R So Blinded By Money, You Haven't Noticed That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off In The Accident !" Memon Looks At The Left Arm N Yells . . . "OH MY GOD - My ROLEX"

by Azhar Ali (few years ago!)

Dost Kameene Hi Hote Hai

1 dost dusre dost ko raat 2 bje phone karta
hai
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1st- hello, bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam he
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2nd- kya kaam he yr mujhe nind aarhi he ,
mai nhi aa raha
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1st- yr plz aja kuch jaruri kaam he

2nd- muje nind aa rhi he, K bye.
Gudnyt Phone off.
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kuch der baad 2nd dost ko lagta hai. jaruri

kaam hoga, wo rat 2 bje us dost k ghar jata he 2nd- ha bol kya kaam he?

1st- bhai, wo light or t.v band karde

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Doctor's Wife

A Doctor's Wife Nvr Allowed Him 2 Come Near Her!
She Used A Very Unique Technique,
Guess Wat?
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By Eating Apple,
An Apple A day
Keeps The Doctor Away:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

husband wife joke

Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?

Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you

Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?

Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch

by pinkey (few years ago!)