A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat”

Wife: honey! you say prayer before eating at home

Husband: That’s at home Sweetheart, here the chef knows how to cooks. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 816 views

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.

Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai.

Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend bhi hai.

Funny Sahib: Beggar ho ke girlfriend bna li.

Funny Beggar: Nahi Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What Do You Call A Person

Teacher: What Do You Call A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested?
Pupil: A Teacher

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: I hav read in newspaper

Wife: I hav read in newspaper dat widows mak d best wives.

Husband: May b! Bt u cant xpect me 2 kil myself dat u can b gud wife 2 sum1.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sacha waqiya....

ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hotahai?

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota
hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke
numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO
ke

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)