Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha

Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”

Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke Baad Bola

Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views

Africa K Janglat May

Africa K Janglat May
1 Wild Life Team Research Karnay Gae.

Ghaat Lagay 1 Sher Ne
Un Pe Hamla Krdia Aur Sab Kø
Khä Kär Wo Aakhri Aurat Ki Tarf Barha Aur Achank
Us K Pairon Main Gir K Haath Jor K Kehne Laga..
Meray Pait May Bohat Dard Horha Hai,

Koi Totka To Batado Zubaida Aapa.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa Ek Din Apna Checkup

Santa Ek Din Apna Checkup Karvane Ek Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.

Doctor: “Aur Snata Ji, Kaise Aana Hua?”

Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Kuch Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai, Liver Mein Bahut Jayada Dard Ho Raha Hai?”

Doctor: “Daaroo Peete Ho?”
Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: “Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi Banana“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband

Marriage is a relationship
in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,
class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the ordinary positions the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't
empty."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Toy Train se khel rha tha

Toy Train se khel rha
tha
aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utarna hai
utr jao..."
.
.
.
Uske BAAP ne uski train
rok k 1 zor se
thappad laga diya...
.
.
Bachha thodi der ro k
chup ho gaya aurfir
shuru ho gaya,
.
.
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utrna hai utr
jao ."
.
.
Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki
wajah seTrain 10
min
late ho gayi hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)