Pathan was waiting 4 Train
Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife
Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"
Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:
Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 816 views
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