Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 507 views

Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.

Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ladki Se Pucha: "Tum Bolti Kyun
Nahi?"

Wo Palkein Jhuka Kar Muskurai Aur Ret Pe Likha, "Muh Mein
Gutka Hai"



Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy I Love U

Boy: I Love U,

Girl: Main B Tum Se I love U
Kahon to Kya Karo Gay?

Boy: Khushi Se Mar Jaon Ga,

Girl: Ja Pagle Nahi Kehti.
JEE Ley.

Zindagi Na Mile Gi Dobara.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan. Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya
Unka Leader Aya Aur Pappu Ke Gardan Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola
Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega”

Pappu Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Susu Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)