1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia
1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia
i love u
sardar gusse me beti se bola:
jis ne sms kia he usay me dekh lunga filhaal tum us ka sms usay wapas bhejdo.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 912 views
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