Math Teacher to Boy-
Jayda Awaaz Mat kr
Warna 2 Bar Diffrentiate krke 1 bar Integrate kr dunga

Boy- Sir Maine b "e" Ki Power x hu Jo karna kar lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views

Pathan ny 15 rupy b.v ka sdqa utara

Pathan ny 15 rupy b.v ka sdqa utara or us mn 85 rupy dal k 100 wala card load krwa lia

B.v ye kya kia?
Pathan: balance mery pas aa gya or sdqa Zardari Ko chla gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request...

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

TERI BHABHI SE

ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha.

logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?

sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.

logo ne pucha: q kia hua?

sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,"kis se bat kr rhe ho?"sab bolte hein......
"TERI BHABHI SE"..........

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pandit: I am so miser

Pandit: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka

Mujhse Wo Kahti Hai,
Ke Tumhari Zindagi Ko Jannat Bana Doongi.
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Banani Usko Maggi Bhi Nahi Aati,
Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)