Meri Biwi Aur Premika

Mamu -Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.

Mamu ka dost -Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1134 views
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