aba Ji Ki Is Baat Ko Palle Bandh Lo
Baba Saxidas Ki Baat Pe Zara Gaur Farmaiyega. Ladki Ki Hasi…..
Aur Kutte Ki Khamoshi Par Kabhi Bharosa Nahi Karna Chahiye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 772 views
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Height oF Tension
Santa- 5min Me Exam Chorh K Jaane Laga.
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Teacher-Kya Hua, Paper Nhi Aata.?
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Santa- Woh Baat Nahi Hai, Mujhe Kal K Paper Ki Tyyari Karni hai
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Wapis ghar aai to sab bachey ro rahey they. “Chup ho jao kambakhto!”, aurat ney daant ker kaha.
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. Never stay alone! Your friends are there
. Hug more people
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.
IF YOU ARE SINGLE:
. Hang out with friends n family
. Try looking for someone who u think is the best for u!
IF YOU ARE MARRIED..
. GAME OVER dear!
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