Agar Aap Laraii Jharga Kar Ke Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Ho To Apne Logo Ka Reaction
Ur dad-chal chod, ab us ladke k paas mat jaana.
.. ... ...Ur mom-are Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.

Ur sister-bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya ??

Ur Lover-kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit ke Mere samne kyo Khade Ho ??

But Friend says

Gaadi Nikaal ghar se nikal ke marenge chal!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!) / 927 views

1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Churali

1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Churali,

Wo Seedha Qabristan Pohoncha
Aur Wahan Beth K Kehne Laga.

Khocha Hum Se Bach K Kahan
Jaega Eik Na Eik Din To Yahan Ayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pani Puri Does A Better Job

People Says Love Brings Flavors & Taste To Life..
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But ..
Personally I Believe ..
PAANI PURI Does A Better Job.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kya tum ne mujhe kutta kha

Husband: Kya tum ne mujhe Kutta kaha ?

Wife didn’t answer.

Husband again asks: No answer. Then he asks again.

Wife: Nahi kaha, Plz ab bhonkna band karo.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi

SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.

BANTA: woh kaise?

SANTA: maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar liya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bivi pe hakoomat

bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai

mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay

professor khapay ki katab

" haan main kutta hoon" say iktibas

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)