Lala Muftimal Apne Bachhon Ko

Lala Muftimal Apne Bachhon Ko Bola: “Jo Dinner Nahi Khayega Usko 10 Rupaye Milenge”

Bachhon Ne Socha Aur 10 Rupaye Leke Bhukhe So Gaye.
Agle Din Subah Muftimal

Bachhon Se Bola
Muftimal: “Breakfast Usko
Milega Jo 10 Rupaye Dega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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