Lala Muftimal Apne Bachhon Ko
Lala Muftimal Apne Bachhon Ko Bola: “Jo Dinner Nahi Khayega Usko 10 Rupaye Milenge”
Bachhon Ne Socha Aur 10 Rupaye Leke Bhukhe So Gaye.
Agle Din Subah Muftimal
Bachhon Se Bola
Muftimal: “Breakfast Usko
Milega Jo 10 Rupaye Dega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 972 views
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