How an american will tell his
Pathan sevent to open the door?
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Ok say this fastly in American style.
“There was a cold day”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views

Bhagwan Ka Signal

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.

Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.

Bahut marte hai.Next day baap ghar aate hain,

Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua

Sardar: Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?

Pathan: Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha

Sardar: Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha

Pathan: Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Should Women Have Children

Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Summer vocations

Summer vacation is tough.
We only have three months to forget what it took
us nine months of school to learn.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)