Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal



Jailar : Phaansi Se Pehley Kis Se Milo Gay?

Santa : Bivi Se

Jailar : Maa Baap Se Nahi ?

Santa : Maa Baap to Paida Hote Hi Mil Jayen Gay
Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Intezar Karna Parega…

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