Santa: I played

Santa: I played chess against Viswanathan Anand but I lost..

Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.

Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.

Banta: You are an idiot.
He is actually Left Handed

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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