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Friend to Pathan:
Yaar Ye Tattey Khujane Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?
Pathan:
BALL Tampering…!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 777 views
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Boy-
yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao?
Dost- q?
... Boy- jab se maine keh dia hai dil chir k dekh tera hi
nam hoga?
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Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
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Golu: “ Ohh, Ye To Bahut Bura Kiya Usne ”
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a worried man to psychologist
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