Mrg. Proposal - Jolly Uncle
Veeru proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Veeru : Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? JOLLY UNCLE ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 747 views
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