Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,


Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,


Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1019 views

Santa has to sell his dog.

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

beautiful girl

That awkward moment when you

see a beautiful girl at a wedding

and then she shouts

Neee Bushra !! Ami nu puch, Boti

Waddi Pani ae ke nikki ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ambulance or police

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Answering Machine

A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.

He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nakalchi Bander

Ek Baar Ek Topi Waala Ek Ped Ke Neeche Topi Bech Raha Tha,

Tabhi Ek Bandar Uski Topi Japat Kar Ped Par Chad Jaata Hai,

To Topiwale Ko Apne Dada Ji Ki Sunai Hui Ek Kahani Yaad Aati Hai,

Ki Bandar Hamesha Aadmi Ki Nakal Karta Hai, Jaisa Karo Vesa Hi Vo Bhi Karta Hai.

To Usne Apni Tokri Mein Se Akhiri Bachi Topi Li Aur Bandar Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Usko Hawa Mein Ucchala.

Tabhi Dusre Ek Bandar Ne Hawa Mein Hi Vo Topi Catch Ki Aur Lekar Ped Parr Chad Gaya Aur Bola:

“Sale, Tune Kya Soocha Hamare Dada Ne Hamein Ye Kahaani Nahi Sunai Hogi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)