Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai. Voh sweet girlfriends ke sath bahar ghoomne jana pasand karta hai.

Indian: So sweet, mera beta to tumare bete se kahin aage hai, voh sweet girlfriends ke sath ghar ke andar rehna pasand karta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1386 views

Pakistani: When a man died

Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pagal jamadar se

1 jamadar gatter se jhuk k kachar nikal raha tha
pass se aik pagal guzara
pagal ne kaha mere lye bi 2 rotian laga dena

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

papa

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Research, Balle Ball

Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar Bola.

Santa: “Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr!”

Makkhi Nahi Udi…

Fir Bola.

Santa: “Ja Udd Ja Aur Baag Ja”

Makkhi Fir Nahi Udi…

Santa Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Isse Prove Hua Ki, Agar Makhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”

Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)