Pakistani: Mera beta
Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai. Voh sweet girlfriends ke sath bahar ghoomne jana pasand karta hai.
Indian: So sweet, mera beta to tumare bete se kahin aage hai, voh sweet girlfriends ke sath ghar ke andar rehna pasand karta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1953 views
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