Santa- Mai tumhe
Santa- Mai tumhe car,new ghar le ke duga
Aur bahut sa gold bhi dilvauga
Girlfriend- Aaj park me mujhse milne aaoge na
Santa-agr meri biwi ne bus ka karaya diya
tu zaroor aauga
Tumse badh ke thoda hi mere liye kuch hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views
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