REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun?
School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.
Sir Ne Pucha: Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho?
Bachha: GARIB HUN SIR, REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 868 views
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