Mubarak ho!


NURSE: Mubarak ho! Is waqat 2 baj rahy hen or Aap B 2 bacho k baap ban gaye ha.

Pathan: Shukar hai Hum 12 baje ni Aae.
ap pogo lagao

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 802 views
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1 aadmi : yaar log kehte hai na ki jab kise ko pyar ho jaye to uske rato ki neend aur din ka chain ud jata hai ,esliye keh rha hu ki mujhe kise se pyar ho jaye,sali mujhe to neend bahut ati hai....

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Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne
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Aik saheb keraya per makan lekar

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Naye parosi hone ki haisyat se aap se mil ker buhat khushi hasil hoi hai lakin sath hi aap ki khidmat main aik guzarish bhi hai.

Farmaiye kia kaam hai.
Kerayadar ne kaha.

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App ki tareef.
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"My wife is a zebra.

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doctor “to adhe khante bad utha karein”.

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