Ladke Mann Ke Sachhe Hote Hai
Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Pass Unki Ek Nayi Nayi Bani Bhakt Ladki Jiska Naam Rashii Thha Aayi Aur Pucha.
Rashii: “Baba Ji, Ye Aajkal Ladke Log Mandir Jyada Kyu Jane Lag Gaye Hai?”
Baba Saxidas Ji Muskuraye Aur Bade Pyar Se Ladki Ko Samjhaya.
Baba Ji: “Beta, Kyunki Vo Hi Ek Aisi Jagha Hai Jaha Pooja, Shanti, Aarti, Bhawna, Shardha, Archna, Jyoti, Aradhana, Tripti Aur Mukti Milti Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views
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toothpaste lana.
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Pappu : No, maa,
Mere toothpaste me namak hai,
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3 Din Se Bhukha Hu!
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Use Hua Ho …
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Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Sardar: I don’t know.
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Student - By not doing any home Work .....:P :
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Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti
Ye lo Jharu
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Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.
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Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.
Pata he kasay?
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Bilkul aisay.
Ab 26 ho gay.
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Funterr Bachi
Larka Bhagta Hoa 1 larki k Pas Gaya Aur Bola
"MAI TUM SE DOSTI KARNA CHAHTA HON"
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Larki Boli : "To Hamari Dushmani kab Thi Bhayya?
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