Hi, Doing nothin
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 877 views
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