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;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HA
;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;
BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 862 views
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