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1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai

Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

Kisi ne pucha:
6 mah k baby ki birthday kese?

Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai. :-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 905 views
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