Pathan
1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai
Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 mah k baby ki birthday kese?
Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai. :-)
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