There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 793 views

NASA Ne 3 Sardar

NASA Ne 3 Sardar Chand Pe Bheje
Rocket Uda,Par Aadhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya

Jab Sardaron Ko Pucha Gaya To Bole Aaj Amawas Hai,Chand To Hoga Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ka faisla

Sardar:me zindagi mei kbi shadi nai karun ga aur yahi mashwara apne bachun ku bi dun ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,

Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,
Thodi der chup baithe ke baad bola= English chalegi na?
Ladki(Sharmate huye)= Soda saath me ho to Desi bhi chalegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Restaurant me

Ek Sardar Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.
Boy : Sardar G Soup Wich Makhi Ae....
Sardar : Dil wadda Kar Yaar. Makhi ne Kina Pee lena ae.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)