Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.

Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?

Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 781 views

Be quite at church

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife And Pocket

My pocket got picked in the bus today but my wife saved my money,’ said Pappu.

His friend Sonu, full of sympathy, asked, ‘Did your wife manage to catch the pickpocket?’

‘No, no. She was not on the bus,’ replied Pappu.

‘Then how did she save your money?’ inquired Sonu rather puzzled.

‘Oh, she had removed most of the cash from my wallet in the morning!’ replied Pappu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jadugar Ne Jadu

Aik Black African Lrki Ko jadugar Ne
Jadu Se Par Lga diay.

Lrki : Wow, Ab kia Me PARi bn gai?

Jadugar :NI Pagli..
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Tu "CHAM'GADAR' bn gai hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kela Ktne Ka H?

Sheikh;Kela Ktne Ka H?
Dkandar 5 Rupay Ka
Shekh;2 Rupay Ka Dena H?
Dukndr;2 Rupay M To Chilka MilyGa,
Shekh;Ye Lo 3Rupay Chilka Utar Lo

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ijazat

Teacher:
Tum Baghair Ijazat Class Me Q Aaye??

Pappu:
Sir' Me Ijazat Leny Hi To Andar Aya Hun.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)