doctor bola-taai tuje aisi dawai
doctor bola-taai tuje aisi dawai dunga ke tu fir se jwaan ho jayegi.Taai boli-na beta aisa julam na karea meri"PENSION" BAND HO JAAGO.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 999 views
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