NewZealand me 1 Bacha peda hua hy
NewZealand me 1
Bacha peda hua hy
Pedaish k wkt
uska wght 80kg tha jo bhurta gya or 15 din bad 280kg ho gya
herat angez Magr sach hy
Q k
Bacha Hathi ka tha.
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