pyar kerna nahi ata
Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata
Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?
Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 812 views
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Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan
mere ghar se canada tak road bana do.
Bhagwan - yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta.
Ladka:-fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se
mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare.
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Bhagwan:- beta road"single"banwani hai
ya"double" :
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arrey sir amara poty aya ay"
Math's teacher: poty aya he to toilet jao na beta"
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Boy To Gym Coach:
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl
I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days.
Which Machine Should I Use?
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Coach:
Use The ATM Machine
Outside The Gym!
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Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta
layea Sohneya ne" ;)
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Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi
Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or
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Hua!
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Elaan-e-Aam
Apni Zakaat, Khairaat, Sadqat,
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