A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 941 views

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
Ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k who are you?

Tota Bola I Am Parrot
Admi Nay Phir Kaha Tum Kon Ho
Tota Bola Ma Tota Hu
Adme Nay Phir Pocha Tu Kon Ey
Tota Bola
Taree Pen Da Yaar Wan Salyaa Tenu Ek Warii Samaj Nai Andee Ma Tota Waan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Training k doraan

Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kia hay?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hay. Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hay maa.

Then Officer to a Pathan Sipahi: Tumharay hath main ye kya hay?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki ammi hay aur hamara khaala hay?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Maths Kyun Nahi Bolte

Aman : Yaar hum hindi
bolte hai, english bolte hai, but
maths kyun nhi ?..

Chaman : Jyada 3-5 mat kar
or 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5
dhar dunga, 36 ke 6 reh jayenge
samjha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistan Ki Pedaaish

Aik Aadmi Doosray Se:
Bhai Ye Khushi Aur Sakoon
Kya Hota Hai ?

Doosra Aadmi:
Pata Nahi Bhai Meri To Pedaaish Hi
Pakistan Ki Hai…;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kal school kyu nahi aaya.

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)