Masterji Bacche
Masterji Bacche Ka Lunch Kha Gaye...
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Masterji: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam Toh Nahi Bataoge na?
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Bachha maasom awaaz mein bola:-
Ji Main Keh Dunga mera lunch kutta
khaa gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views
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