Ek Sardar apne Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate
Ek Sardar apne Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu
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