Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun
gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.
Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 2843 views

Eid mubarak

Sardar ko road pr para aik 500 ka note mila jis pe likha tha eid mubarak
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekh kar note jaib me rakhte howe kaha khair mubarak

by Umer hayat (few years ago!)

Dur nahi dikhta

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Se Dahi Ki English Btao

Teacher Sardar Se:
Dahi Ki English Btao?
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Sardar Sochne K Bad:
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,Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Swairey Swairey Tight.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suicide

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with
him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Woman`s Ears

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman`s ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s."

"You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)