JUDGE to Santa
JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega.
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Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1068 views
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