The newly wed wife said to her husband when he
returned from work, "I have great news for you.
Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house
instead of two."
The husband started glowing with happiness and
kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest
man in the world."
"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow
morning my mother moves in with us," she replied

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 965 views

Funny

THOUGHT OF THE DA


THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Sceince kehti hai pani boil KRNy se germs mar jatay hain..
science ko yeh to batao k germs ki LASHAIN tou pani mein hi rehti hain na

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Thank God, Mainu Lagga Nava Si

A College Student Needed A Small Two-Hour Course
To Fill His Schedule And The Only One Available Was Wild Life Zoology

After One Week, A Test Was Held.

Sardar Went To A Museum Where He Broke A Statue

Officer: U Have Broken A 5000 Years Old Statue

Sardar: Thank God, Mainu Lagga Nava Si…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Anna : Mahangai kam karo ,

Anna : Mahangai kam karo ,
S. Pawar : Hum try karenge '
Anna : Pyar se bol rahe hai mehngai kam karo warna thappad mar ke bhi bol sakte hai
S. Pawar : Thappad se dar nahi lagta anna , anshan se lagta hai !! :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Billon ke sataye aik gareeb admi ko

Billon ke sataye aik gareeb admi ko karant laGA

Biwi: App theek to hain,

Gareeb: Ooh ,Mujhe choro ye batao Unit kitne gire hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher said to Sardar

Teacher said to Sardar: Write here your best friend’s name in English.

Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’

Teacher: What’s this mean?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)