Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "

Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views

Jaago Grahak Jaago

Santa Ka 7up Peene Ka Man Kar Raha Thha, Ek Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola.

Santa: “Mujhe Ek Asli Wali 7up Do” Dukandar: “Ye Lo”

Santa Ne 7up Peene Ke Baad, 6
Dakaar Aur 1 Paadh Mara Aur Dukandar Se Bola.

Santa: “Abe Ye Naqli 7up Hai Asli Nahi”

Dukandar: “Arrey Kya Baat Kar Rahe Ho, Wo Kaise?”

Santa: “Ye 6up Hai, 1 Down Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha

Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha kamray me atay huye
chair se takra k gir gya

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Dulhan: (ghabratay huye) aray shahid BHAI Aagaye ap

MORAL:Aur kro khandaan me shadi..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum nay tumhari

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

women

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

boy to friend

BoyFrnd on msg:"Sweet heart Kya
kar Rahi ho.. ??
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GirlFrnd:"meri Tabiyat Kharab hai
Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu&You..? ?
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Boyfrnd:"Mai Cinema Hall me Tere
Piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu
Kamini..:/ :p :O
Boy Rocks...
Girl Shocks.. :p

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)