Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1558 views

2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant:
“Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney
Ga Kya ??”

Mouse:
Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

She didn't Say Anything

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.

The girl looked at her father and said: It was Mom.

Father: How do you know?

Girl: She didn't say anything.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day in class

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn
to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She
noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having
trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said
the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody
went through and drew lines across all of the
pages."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aaj pehli bar

Teacher: Aaj pehli bar tum class mein

baaten ker rahey ho, Humesha

tum nazren jhuka ke mere lecture sunte thy.

Madam: Aaj Mera SMS package khatam ho gaya hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

WIFE in romantic mood

On Weekend Night, WIFE in romantic mood:

“Aaj muje Rassi se bandh do or jo krna chaho kr lo.

Husband ne usay bandha

Or

dosto k saath ghoomne chala geya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)