Sardar Became The Driver Of Train

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train
The Very 1st Train Driven By Him
Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
“Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views
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